Eaten By Coyotes

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Yes and No at the Dolla Sto #2

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Saving money is important these days and the dollar store is a great place to do it. I’ll be creepin’ the dollar store aisles to get those deals and save that paper.

Just like last week- Two awesome products, two “awe h no” products and  a questionable one from the kick arse dollar store.

Here we go!

TOOTHPASTE? OH MY G YES.

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This is Colgate toothpaste y’all! Maximum freshness for one dollar! The $3 you saved will buy you a Happy Meal at McDonalds… Or for you healthy people- one apple at Whole Foods.

DOUCHES? BACK OFF HOMIE, NO!

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Don’t squirt this up yo princess! 

Our bodies clean themselves. Read below:

http://www.gynotalk.com/2009/08/top-5-reasons-you-shouldnt-douche.html

Like this article says- “Don’t get swayed by product- pushers who imply that you need their chemicals up your wahoo to be healthy. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ, when left alone to do her thing.” Amen sister.

TOOTHBRUSHES? YES!

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Bristles? Check. Stick handle grippy thing? Check. Awesome price. Duh, Yes! Let’s do this!

While shopping I also saw a package of five. FIVE toothbrushes for a dollar. What?! Your unexpected overnight house guest forgot his or hers? BAM. Covered. Wink wink.


COTTON SWABS? NO AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY.

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It’s good to clean you ears. Most people neglect them. Gross. I want to call these things “Q-tips” but they are far from that awesome product.

Sometimes, at the dollar store, you can tell why it’s a dollar. Here’s the problem I found with these bad boys- the plastic stick bends. And also the cotton buds come out in your ear. This happened to me and it was terrifying.

KITTEN CALENDAR? I MEAN, MAYBE?

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Hey- if you want to go there then ya, get the calendar. Kittens are adorable. And for the love of god don’t spend more than a dollar for one of these. Kittens are kittens are kittens. 

…If you don’t want to scare off potential suitors, maybe it’s best to abstain.

xo

brooke stone



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