Eaten By Coyotes

Oh hey.

Yes and No at the Dolla Sto #1

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So ya, the dollar store is an amazing place. We all know this in our hearts… but just how amazing?? Let’s explore it in a photo series, shall we? Once a week we’ll look at the Yes’s and the awe h no’s of the dollar store. We’ll navigate the guts out of it.

Let’s save mad loot in this cray cray economy! Let’s be “livin’ within our means” type of playas. Let’s celebrate that dollar store…And in the process maybe convert some non-believers. Game on homies.

LITTLE AMAZING CHICKLETS? F YES!

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You remember these gums right? Right!? You get all the gum pictured for $1. How fun would it be to have these little gum packets EVERYWHERE? Hand em out and shiz. Whatever. No big deal.

DOG FOOD? NO!!

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Your dog is straight up loyal to you and in return you’re gonna feed it some bullshiz? You can’t feed this to your dog bro! Awe h no.

DEODORANT? YES!

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Dude. I actually use this and have bought it at Ralph’s many times for $5. Do we really need to be precious about where we buy our deodorant? Heck no! I smell shower fresh. Just like it says I would.

TAMPONS? NO!!!

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That’s your coochie for Chr*st sakes. A baby comes out of there. Let’s not scratch it up with some sand paper tampons. Come on!

THESE WEIRD BEANS? YES AND NO.

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Buy these beans as a cool retro decoration for your apartment. Don’t buy them to eat… unless you consider diahrea “Double lucky”.

xo brooke stone
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